Jill
A consumate instigator and troublemaker, Jill takes full advantage of her relationship to the founder of the odd alien town of THIS INFORMATION IS CLASSIFIED where she can usually be found hanging out with a delusional catgirl and abusing a robotic basketball.
She's one of the few actual humans in the town... but she has most of the residents convinced she isn't. There doesn't seem to be any reason for this other than she thought it was funny.